Fedor is the new Chuck Norris

LasciviousXXX · 10-29-2008, 02:31 AM

LOL, found these Fedor "fun facts"

1. Some people piss their name in the snow, Fedor pisses his name into concrete
2. Fedor once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now... The Islands
3. Fedor's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because NOBODY fools Fedor
4. Fedor died once 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper was too scared to come collect him
5. Fedor can divide by zero... twice
6. Fedor's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Fedor will not take crap from ANYONE
7. Fedor doesn't use pick-up lines when he's at the Bar, he simply says "Now"
8. Fedor once built a snowman out of rain...... in Florida
9. Fedor can punch you in the soul
10. Fedor once fought God... no one won because Fedor realized he WAS God

ROFL!

jonman12 · 10-29-2008, 02:34 AM

LOL now Where are the Silva facts...

LasciviousXXX · 10-29-2008, 02:35 AM

There are none.... the silva facts found out there were Fedor facts and got scared and ran away

jonman12 · 10-29-2008, 02:38 AM

i seen BJ Penn facts before.

LasciviousXXX · 10-29-2008, 02:39 AM

Really? I just couldn't take those seriously if I saw 'em. I think BJ is good.... but he's no Fedor

LasciviousXXX · 10-29-2008, 02:41 AM

Found this

LasciviousXXX · 10-29-2008, 02:53 AM

"Fedor once had a heart attack.... his heart lost via Kimura"

LOL

jonman12 · 10-29-2008, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

"Fedor once had a heart attack.... his heart lost via Kimura"

LOL

Lmao, that one is funny.

stpierrecanada · 12-31-2008, 10:59 PM

Brilliant.

That heart attack one is awesome too.

10-29-2008, 02:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
LasciviousXXX Blue Belt Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sedona, AZ Posts: 1,280	Fedor is the new Chuck Norris LOL, found these Fedor "fun facts" 1. Some people piss their name in the snow, Fedor pisses his name into concrete 2. Fedor once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now... The Islands 3. Fedor's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because NOBODY fools Fedor 4. Fedor died once 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper was too scared to come collect him 5. Fedor can divide by zero... twice 6. Fedor's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Fedor will not take crap from ANYONE 7. Fedor doesn't use pick-up lines when he's at the Bar, he simply says "Now" 8. Fedor once built a snowman out of rain...... in Florida 9. Fedor can punch you in the soul 10. Fedor once fought God... no one won because Fedor realized he WAS God ROFL! __________________

10-29-2008, 02:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
LasciviousXXX Blue Belt Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sedona, AZ Posts: 1,280	There are none.... the silva facts found out there were Fedor facts and got scared and ran away __________________

10-29-2008, 02:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
LasciviousXXX Blue Belt Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sedona, AZ Posts: 1,280	Really? I just couldn't take those seriously if I saw 'em. I think BJ is good.... but he's no Fedor __________________

10-29-2008, 02:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
LasciviousXXX Blue Belt Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sedona, AZ Posts: 1,280	Found this __________________

10-29-2008, 02:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
LasciviousXXX Blue Belt Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sedona, AZ Posts: 1,280	"Fedor once had a heart attack.... his heart lost via Kimura" LOL __________________

12-31-2008, 10:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
stpierrecanada Blue Belt Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 1,244	Brilliant. That heart attack one is awesome too. __________________ GEORGES ST-PIERRE - Anderson Silva - Fedor - Hamill - Franklin - Nick & Nate Diaz - Shogun & Murilo Rua - Forrest - Stevenson - Cro Cop - Lesnar - Kongo - Jardine - Nogueira Brothers - Leben - Anthony Johnson - Rampage - Cote - Joe Lauzon - Cole Miller - Corey Hill - Roger Hollett - Matt Brown - Wanderlei Silva - King Mo - Kendall Grove - Houston Alexander

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